10 Booty Call Commandments

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I found these 10 Booty Call Commandments after the owner of this site was featured this morning on Fox Morning Show with Mike and Juliet...and I thought they were really interesting and fun...Be sure to check out the site, his motto: Chances are you will never find your soul mate online. So don't promise marriage just to get a date.

The 10 Booty Call Commandments


I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises


II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"


III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."


IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.


V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.


VI. Thou shalt scream my name often


VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.


VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?


IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."


X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!


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