My Top 10 Red Skelton Quotations

1. I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough.
   
2. All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
   
3. I only come to life when there are people watching.
   
4. I’m nuts and I know it. But so long as I make ‘em laugh, they ain’t going to lock me up.
   
5. No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
   
6. I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose—to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
   
7. Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
   
8. Congress: Bingo with billions.
   
9. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
   
10. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
    
    
    ~Red Skelton
    1913-1997, Comedian